The two-hour premiere opens with Blade setting up shop in Detroit, investigating the vampire House of Chthon.  Along the way, he forms an uneasy alliance with Krista Starr, a former military veteren who becomes entrenched in the world of vampires while investigating the murder of her twin brother.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....

He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.